- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Shit.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

knock knock you may come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

An Irishman stays home

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do apples taste like? Apples.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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