- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

I won the game.

Why....... Because.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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