Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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No.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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