- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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