- Anti Joke

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.