- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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