How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A man did not like this site

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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