Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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