- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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