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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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