- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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