- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Suck pussy

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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