- Anti Joke

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.