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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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