Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Andoni was here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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