- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A guy walks into a bar

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

hi mom

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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