- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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