- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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