Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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no

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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barack osama

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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josh simpson has cancer

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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