- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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