- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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