Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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