Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Faithful men.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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woman's rights

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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