- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

roses are red violets should be purple

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what came first the chicken or the chips

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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