- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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