- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

j.p. is dumb

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

#Getweird

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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