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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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