- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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