- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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