- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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