- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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