- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.