- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A muslim walks into a gun shop

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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