- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

batman farted so hes retarded

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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