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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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