Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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