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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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