- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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