- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Your Mom The End.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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