- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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