In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

batman farted so hes retarded

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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