- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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