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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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