A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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