- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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