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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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