- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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