- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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