- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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