What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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