- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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