Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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