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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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