- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??