Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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