- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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