- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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