What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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