- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

how much fish could a chicken

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

roses are red poo is poo

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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