What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Why did? Yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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