- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

men's rights activists

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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