- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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