What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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