- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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