I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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