- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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