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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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