- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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