- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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