- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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