- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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