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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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