What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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