Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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