- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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