- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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