- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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