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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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