Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Half life 3 confirmed

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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