- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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