- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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