- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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