- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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