A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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