- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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