- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Charlie Sheen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did? Yes

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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