- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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