So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

steven hawking walks into a bar

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

God is real.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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