- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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