haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I <3 Hitler

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

A man was shot. He died.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What is my name? I dont know

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why? Because.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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