- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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